Just Where Exactly Were You Going?

Don’t you hate it when the police interrupt you when you are going for a nice pleasant drive? Maurice Clarett knows what I’m talking about. Sometimes you just want to go for a quiet drive with your AK-47, three hand-guns, a hatchet and a bullet proof vest. The vest turned out to be handy when the police tried to taser him as he was resisting arrest.

I hear the Cincinnati Bengals, who are leading the NFL in misdemeanors, might be interested in his services now. He would fit right in with the team's dynamics.

It is nice to see athletes stepping up and being role models for us all.