August 14, 2006

Head Up Your Ass Award

I meant to post this on Friday but I ran out of time:

Last week was full of jerks making news. Maurice Clavett’s leagal troubles and Harry Sinden stepping down from his reign of incompetence for example. No one lives up to the assholishness of Bob Farley and Shaun Farr.

These two jerks are the coaches of a 9 and 10 year old baseball team in a PONY league in Utah (it’s almost like managing in the majors, really). In the last inning of the tightly contested championship game the dynamic duo decided to intentionally walk a hitter to pitch to a cancer patient. Of course they struck him out making the kid feel like dirt. The coaches can now walk around town basking in the glory of out-strategizing their opponents and capturing the PONY league title of Bountiful, Utah. Bravo!

Bigger dicks you will not find. Such shenanigans have earned them the Pestilent Fishbowl’s Head Up Your Ass Award for last week.

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