Snakes in Kevin Brown's Back Yard

During his major league baseball career Kevin Brown was a bit of a jerk. Now that he is retired he is spreading some of his joy to his neighbors.

Brown was caught throwing grass clippings into Michael Haws’s yard. Haws confronted Brown and an argument ensued. As the confrontation intensified Brown produced a gun and authorities were soon on the scene.

With the police and firearms in the mix Haws suddenly remembered that it was him that originally threw the clippings into Brown’s yard. He has some lame excuse about not knowing that the fence surrounded yard was actually somebody’s property. It would seem that the prevailing reason is that Michael Haws is a lazy dick.

The big question for me is why does Kevin Brown carry a gun while walking around his property? He claims the he sees many snakes on his relaxing strolls. So a gun will help you how? Are the snakes armed? Do you just like shooting at snakes? If you really wanted to protect yourself from snakes wouldn’t it be better to carry around a hatchet or a mongoose?

It sounds like that is a great neighborhood to live in.